you know when you say something
and it’s just
why the fuck did i say that
Turquoise is the best colour in the world.
It’s cyantifically proven.
you fucking didnt
i red it on the internet
it fucking blue me away
So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job’s a joke
Your love life’s DOA!
It’s like your always stuck in second gear
When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year but….
I’ll be there for you! When the rain starts to pour
I’ll be there for you! Like I’ve been there before
I’ll be there for you!
Cause’ you’re there for me too….
One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything and he replied with “it was just one time. It meant nothing.” And then I replied with “fuck you, she didn’t tell me anything.” And that’s still my favorite story to tell.
remember when liam and niall called that girl who won the star caller contest thing and they were like why are you whispering and she was like im in class rn and liam was like oh no im so sorry go back to learning and niall was like can u sneak out